“ You are allergic to Soy and you’re Gluten intolerant.
On the Gluten sensitivity scale of 1 to 6 you scored a 23.”
This is good news because????
“Because it is going to change your life! You are going to feel so much better!”
“And you are going to lose weight too!”
Well, that IS good news. But do you realize that everything has soy in it?
“Yep”. “Gotta read the labels – all the time, every time.”
I think I’m going to starve to death.
At least I’ll be skinny.